Don't be so dang corny!

Most of us learn as we grow older how our bodies digestive system works. We eat the food, it travels to our stomach and through our digestive track absorbing all those wonderful nourishing goodies we need to live and then of course we poop out what we don't need. Let's not forget the hilarious and embarrassing gas some poor saps experience throughout this process!

What a fascinating process (ok not really) but to most of us it is just a normal, non-eventful part of our daily lives. However, for a very good friend of mine who we will call, Superpooper, for the sake of keeping her superhero identity a secret, pooping is never an uneventful part of her day. In fact, much of her daily life is controlled by her butt!

So anyway, as I was saying, people eat then they poop. Normal, right? One night over dinner, (meatloaf, corn, fruit salad and biscuits in case you are curious) Superpooper was in a discussion with her husband and they were 'arguing' over how quickly food moves through your system. Superpooper insisted that her food moves right through her and she craps it out within hours of eating, hubby insisted food didn't pass through you that quickly. Who the hell fights over poop! Superpooper and her husband, that's who. Believe me, if you knew her you would understand!

Later that night...   Superpooper is getting ready for bed and heads to the bathroom to unknowingly prove her point to her husband! After she's finished, she wipes her butt... only to find a few kernels of corn from dinner on the toilet paper! Hey, some people look after they wipe!!