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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Who ya gonna call?... A plumber!

Everybody tends to have those days when we really shouldn't even get out of bed. Well on this particular day, Superpooper should have just kept her behind in bed. Instead she got up and got ready to head to work, going through a drive-thru to grab a bite to eat on her way. Unbeknown to her, that breakfast was going to end up being a great big pain in her butt!

Not long after she got to work she could tell that something was not quite right! The breakfast burrito she had eaten must have been bad and she ended up with food poisoning. That burrito was going to haunt her over the next several days. She left work early and spent the next few days running between her bed and the bathroom, unable to move much in between.

As you can imagine, days of being sick and doing nothing but pooping would make a girl feel a little gross. So naturally Superpooper decides it might be time for a bath. She climbs into the tub and starts the water. At this point she is so exhausted she can hardly move, so a nice bath might help. Boy was she wrong!

As the water is running and her bath fills she realizes she is gonna poop again. Well as lazy exhausted as she was she couldn't help but poop right there in the tub. Horrified she starts bawling and calls her the only person she can think of that could help... the plumber! Sobbing into the phone, her biggest concern is if she is going to clog up her pipes from pooping in the tub. Putting her mind at ease, her hero, the plumber, assures her that her pipes the ones in the walls anyway will be just fine.

So if you should ever find yourself pooping in the tub, have no worries you pipes won't clog, and if you don't believe me, just ask a plumber!

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